Explaining the title: I am thirty-something Latino who has a fondness for the Japanese culture and speak Spanglish--Spanish and English. Some people say "Span-English" so I mixed it with "Engrish," which is how some Japanese pronounce English.
Paris Hilton goes in early to jail--albeit just two days early and she looks great in her jail picture. You'd think she'd look a mess at least. She sort of cheated--she went after her appearance at MTV Movie Awards.