Tuesday, October 23

Male Celebrities with Child Bearing Hips

I thought I would center around that men DO have hips. Many people think hips are somehow only belong to women but just like nipples, men have them. Maybe they don't serve a 'purpose' but here are some male celebs, models, or actors who have prominent thighs. This is not to mock them by any means, actually to applaud their appeal.

Joe Jonas
At 5'8" he has short legs and like his brothers, a big plump ass. Nick Jonas' butt is the biggest and plumpest but Joe's butt isn't as huge but it is still remarkable. He has big thighs, hence Birther hips or child-bearing hips.
All three celeb brothers have big hips and nice butts.

Alex Heartman
Even though not a big celeb, I am a big Power Rangers fan and I have personally met Alex Heartman a.k.a. Jayden/the Red Ranger in Power Rangers Samurai. He has said to also have big thighs and have 'child rearing hips.' I peaked at his backside and even though he doesn't have a prominent protrusion, it was still nice to ogle at. I think the black legs make the thighs pop out a bit.

Michael Phelps
He is an Olympic swimmer so his thighs have to be big and his hips may not be as big and beefy as Joe Jonas' but they do protrude wider than his waist.

 Rick Martin
He has been shaking his hips for years and since he has already reared two kids and held them up to his shirtless torso, I think he qualifies for having child bearing hips. ha ha.

Max Greenfield
Jewish hottie best known as "Schmidt" on "New Girl," he has a pale but tight body, full of cute birthmarks and muscular legs.

Kris Kranz
A model with notable upper legs and impressive body.

Sunday, October 21

Romney Sons: Rating their Looks

Matt Romney 
 I've seen a picture of his calves, he seems to has a nice body. He's young. He looks like a model but far away from Mitt Romney's looks and almost normal acting.

Josh Romney 
 Here is a funny Internet Meme of him asking if a woman is Sarah Conner, insinuating that he is a Terminator. He is handsome but he has severe looks.

Tagg Romney 
Mitt's first son, he looks the most like him and creepily so. Mitt has a creepy plastic face and so does Tagg. And Tagg looks more poised to run for President like George W. Bush did.

Craig Romney 
The one that looks the least like Mitt Romney and the most normal looking as in average and awkward. He is the youngest and has a wife.

Ben Romney 
The only blonde. Everyone believes he is gay. He is the only one without kids and when I first saw him, I thought he was gay too. Rumor one of the Romney boys are in the closet.

Saturday, October 13

Brave Miami Dolphin in Ace Venture: Pet Detective

  Ace Venture: Pet Detective (1994) has always been a great comedy to me as it had the Miami Dolphins in it and most of it was filmed in Miami. I am of course from Miami. It also is one of the first movies I heard of the use of Transgenders. But the thing is that Transgenders are shown in a negative light. The villain is one. Anyway, there is a sequence that features Ace looking at the Dolphins, to check which player has a missing stone in a  ring to find the person who stole the pet dolphin. 

 So in the sequence he is in the bathroom in a stall next to a Miami Dolphin and then the player thinks he is looking at his penis. Jut when we think Ace will get beat up, the player ends up to be interested and chases after him, alluding that he was gay.

 So I think that player was Jeff Uhlenhake. If indeed was an ACTUAL Miami Dolphin and not some actor, then that was EXTREMELY brave of him to do so because some people might think it would ruin his reputation. And plus that this was 18 years ago. Times were different. Maybe these days, no player would do it.

Wednesday, October 3

Pink non-girl toys in Boy Franchises

Pink is usually considered a female color and I am not going into my whole debate over the color pink. But it should be noted that as late as the 1950's, it was still considered a "boy" color. Pink was seen as a shade of red, which relates to manly concepts like blood and war. Blue was associated with the Virgin Mary and was seen as a more serene color reserved for girls (in fact, the traditional colour for wedding dresses used to be blue before Queen Victoria popularized the white dress; all that remained of that is the line calling for "something blue" in the rhyme). Early in WWI, the French Army uniform included bright pink trousers. This was changed when the leaders realized it made them easy targets. Pink has become more of a girl color thanks to industrial merchandising and Barbie adopting the color. I wanted to highlight some characters in Boy Franchises that were NOT girls that wore pink.

 Hot Rod
He was introduced as Optimus Prime's replacement in the Transformers movie. Before final production, Hot Rod was originally cast in a pinker plastic to match the color of his animation model, but oddly, he was changed to a less animation-accurate red before release. This change evidently came too late to modify the factory-applied stickers the toy bears: the small decals on either side of Hot Rod's vehicle mode feature a pink background that would have matched the toy's original color scheme.
Skids and Mudflap
In the sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, these two 'male' Transformers became a pink and white Ice Cream Truck. They later changed their form.

Fangry and other Decepticons
G1 Decepticons were pink such as Fangry, Spinster and Carnivac.

Hot Wheels and Monster Jam
There has been many many pink Hot Wheels through the years and only one pictured above is a Barbie car. Another is a Batmobile. Four are Monster Jam trucks: Madusa, Eradicator, Scarlet Bandit, and Heart Breaker.

Bret Hart
The most famous wrestler in Pink Spandex, he said he picked the color to intimidate his competitors.

The X-Men superhero had pink torso and accents and his kinetic energy was pink.

 Speaking of Marvel and X-Men, Nimrod was an all-pink deadly villain.

Kamen Rider Decade
Kamen Rider is also known as Masked Rider. For the 10th anniversary of the revival in 2009, they made a 'magenta' rider. Fans refused to agree he was pink. Most of the Riders of the decade were Red and most of the first ones were green. He and Kamen Rider Raia are the only 'pink' ones.