Friday, June 8

Cry Baby Cry

"It’s not right!" Paris Hilton told her parents as Judge Michael T. Sauer ordered the squirrely squirrel to complete her entire sentence for repeatedly violating the terms of her probation on last year's alcohol-related reckless driving charge. She cried in the police cruiser on the way back to the big house. Sheriff Lee Baca was the one who announced yesterday that Ms. Hilton would do house arrest because of an unspecified “medical condition.” I hope she doesn't try anything again like she did yesterday. Finally sweet justice. Just serve your fucking sentence bitch.

New York Times Article
KLTV 7
Forbes.com Article
SFGATE.com Article talks about the Sheriff