I want to suggest some very apt replacements for Simon Cowell....
Mr. Rude (Mr. Men), maybe it would be took obvious what he would say.
Cobra Commander (G.I.Joe), maybe he might be nicer than Simon by simply saying "Get Them!"
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants), perfect replacement for Simon! He knows music and he knows criticisms, but the only flaw is that he is not British.
Stewie Griffin (Family Guy), he has the British accent, he can criticize people and he's a baby, that's it, he is the fourth judge!
American Idol wouldn't be American Idol without Simon!
Mr. Rude (Mr. Men), maybe it would be took obvious what he would say.
Cobra Commander (G.I.Joe), maybe he might be nicer than Simon by simply saying "Get Them!"
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants), perfect replacement for Simon! He knows music and he knows criticisms, but the only flaw is that he is not British.
Stewie Griffin (Family Guy), he has the British accent, he can criticize people and he's a baby, that's it, he is the fourth judge!
American Idol wouldn't be American Idol without Simon!