Wednesday, August 31

Young Male Celebrities and their Overbearing Dads

"American Idol" Alum David Archuleta's Father Busted For Soliciting Prostitute

Jeff Archuleta, the father of “American Idol” Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta, was charged with alleged patronization of a prostitute back in January, according to court papers acquired by Access Hollywood. Sgt. John Salazar of the Midvale, Utah, police department confirmed to Access that on Jan. 14, Archuleta was cited for the alleged misdemeanor during a sting at the Queens of Reiki massage parlor. Police had reports of improper business conduct by the parlor, which they discovered did not have a business license.
Taylor Lautner's publicist is fucking done with him professionally and it isn't because of a gay scandal or anything like that. It's because Taylor's father is the second coming of Kit Culkin wrapped in White Oprah and incubated inside of an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras.
They are called Stage Dads. But hasn't this guy learned from his son? I mean, he's so fat! I know Taylor had to eat a lot to build up muscle but this is ridiculous.