Explaining the title: I am forty-something Latino who has a fondness for the Japanese culture and speak Spanglish--Spanish and English. Some people say "Span-English" so I mixed it with "Engrish," which is how some Japanese pronounce English.
Wednesday, March 29
TBS Lord of the Rings Ad
Tuesday, March 28
Poser Mobile: What happened to the transgender fellow?
Okay, you know the T Mobile commercials called Poser Mobile where a shlub is stopped by a group of 'posers' who charges them for ridiculous things. Well, in all commercials most of them come back, the Asian guy in baby blue jacket, the guy in pink with yellow goggles, the fellow in the yellow and the guy in orange. But one has been missing! In the first ever commercial in the bowling alley, there was someone where you couldn't tell if she was a she or he was a he. An androgynous hip-hop person ("Extra dollar a day extra.") which I never seen before. It was refreshing. But my protest is that she is gone! I say she instead of saying the horrible 'it'.
Monday, March 27
Zona Cero of MegaTV 22
So okay, today, they did the first segment live. The tables have turned. Why you ask? Because another snafuu happened in thefirst segment pre-recorded of the tape and they had to re-do it live. The rest was pre-recorded. Now the snafuu was that one of the Colombian dancers came out dancing without panties and you could see her shaved snatch. Sorry, no picture. It did not go to air and I doubt anyone will be take a picture of it.
C-U-Next-Tuesday!
Sunday, March 26
Poor Christian Campbell
Okay, so why I am saying Poor Christian? Well, he can't catch a break. An All-American-looking guy that plays jocks and puppy eyed losers. Yeah the reason I put his name up to easy to identify him.
Christian Chavez and Brazil Tragedy
I decided not to show pictures of that because to just be hounding them at an airport is disgraceful. Yo no quiera ponde fotos de la interviesta porque para perseguir a ellos en un airporto or qualquiera lugar era desgraciado.
Saturday, March 25
Representing Duestchland!
Have you seen the "Unpimp the Auto" ads for VMW? There is a german guy 'umpimping' autos from hip-hop loosers. I had no idea he was Peter Stormare from Prision Break! He has shown his comic genius in these. Awesome. Just see them! They are a gas. He was even in "Fargo", he shredded Steve Buscemi! The chick in the ads that says "It's definately sucking." is cute too.
The CW Shuffle
Well my best friend ask me what shows will survive to CW, here is my estimate:
WB to CW (For sure)
Gilmore Girls
Smallville
Aquaman-project
Beauty and the Geek
WB Series Finales
7th Heaven
Charmed
Unknown Fates
Supernatural
Everwood
Reba
My Estimate Buh-Bye
Twins
One Tree Hill
My estimate is that Supernatural will survive. I love Everwood but I think it will.
UPN to CW
Veroncia Mars
Smackdown
America's Top Next Model
Everybody Hates Chris
My Estimate Buh-Bye
Girlfriends
Half and Half
etc....
Friday, March 24
Miami WB 39 and UPN 33: CW
For Local Miami people, now since UPN and WB merged in CW network and it will start in September. WBZL Channel WB 39 will become CW and WBFS Channel UPN 33 will become the new latino Spanglish network 'My Network'.
WBFS 33
If you like your syndicated repeats of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Martin, they will be going to channel 39. That is all I know. As for 'My Network', it will only be in some channels around the country. Only big ones and Miami is so obvious. How do I know this? Inside info!
WBZL 39
It will no longer have the channel 6 news. I dunno if they will stay WBZL. They used to be WDZL and they changed it to be B because you know...
V for Vendetta: Why you should see it.
If you want to see Medea's Family Picnic or Health Inspector or Slither, go see V For Vendetta instead. Please, do yourself the favor. Yes, Entertainment Weekly called it "Rage aganist the machine by the machine" and Alan Moore (the creator of the comic) has parted himself from anything Hollywood ever makes of his masterpieces. I will cry when Watchmen are made into a movie. No, I will not post a picture of pre-operation transgender Natalie Portman and yes her English accent fades in and out from the movie. No Spoilers here. If you are diehard fan of the comic, I didn't read it, but according to the trend, I believe you may never be happy.
If you hate Bush and like Batman, you'll love this movie. V quotes Shakespeare like crazy and makes soliloquies very tokusatsu-like.
THIS POST FOR DUMMIES:
Guy Fawkes - was an English soldier and a member of a group of Roman Catholic conspirators who attempted to assassinate King James I of England and the members of both houses of the Parliament of England.
Tokusatsu - What idiots would call 'Japanese Power Rangers' but in reality is a genre of Japanese Live Action series that include Ultraman, Kamen Rider, Metal Heroes, Sentai (Power Ranegrs), etc. Many times these costumed heroes stand around talking.
Brokeback Bunnies and RBD
If you have seen Brokeback Mountain, I totally recommend the Bun-O-Vision version. Super cute.
Here are the hotties from the Mexican pop group RBD/Rebelde. I find their inoffensive pop melodies really pleasing, yes I have been watching too much South Park.
Alfonso Herrera
Christian Chavez
Who is super hot in the videos but I can't find any hot pictures of him.
Christopher Uckermann
Who I can find plenty of cute pictures of. He's 21 people!
South Park: Chef is dead and gone forever
SPOILERS FOR FORIGENERS
I don't care if I am spoilering you, the episode already aired in the U.S. So if you are from another country, I am sorry. Well, Issac Hayes quit because he was upset at Trey and Matt for the Scientologist episode. They officially said, "Issac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians..." Matt Stone said. The first new episode featured Chef leaving to a Super Adventure Club and coming back a child molester, ofcourse Issac was not in the episode and sound clips were used... for jokes but then got old. When the spell was broken, the sound clips were used better. They brutally brutally killed Chef and he came back in Darth Vader fashion, creepily. On the show they made it clear that they love Chef/Issac and can't judge him on what he did and love all he did before. Anyway, Chef wasn't used in many episodes lately anyway and the show will go on. Parting is such sweet sorrow. He has been on the show for like ten years or something.
Thursday, March 23
First Post
I have wanted to do this for a long time and haven't had time. This blog will be full of lots of random things. Whatever is on my mind about the world around me. Yes, it is one of those blogs. I am rather fond of the hot guy blogs so there will be plenty of that. But, I also know alot about television, music and media, so there will be stuff there too.
Boring Info on me:
If you want to know, I work in Spanish Television unwillingly in Miami, where I was born and raised. I just started a year ago in television production. What I do is record commercials, promos and music videos (adjust color and sound) and import the schedule/logs for the channels on the computer that plays them for air. When you see the logo of the channel stay on during commercials, that is us. If there is a wrong promo airing, that's us. Well, that is things that go wrong. If a commercial is repeated twice, that is not us, that is Traffic, another department.
Well, to have a taste of what this blog will be about, here is a random hottie: