Thursday, October 15

Sunday, October 11

Family Guy's Different Porns

Family Guy seems to have a porn for everything, they are missing 'Deaf Porn.'

British Porn
"North by North Quahog"
Setup: Peter is watching it in a hotel.
Cutaway: The British man is on top of the woman and says 'almost, almost, done.' And then she says 'well done.'

Jewish Porn
"Padre De Familia"
Setup: "We are gonna patrol the borders, and keep this town as clean as a jewish porno." -Peter
Cutaway: A dressed man and woman on their bed, the man tells the woman all the money and stuff he has. She says they will have sex at some point.

Senior Citizen Porn
"Boys Do Cry"
Setup: Chris says something is kinkier than Senior Citizen Porn.
Cutaway: An old man comes to an old woman and she asks if he has new slacks.

Silent Movie Porn
"Road to Germany"
Setup: Where Brian says this sort of porn is irresponsible.
Cutaway: We see a man and woman in black and wight in bed and then title card.

Wheelchair Porn
"Cool Hand Peter"
Setup: Joe talking. No cutway, just says wheels mash into each other.

Wanda Sykes gets a Late Night Talk Show but only on Saturdays?

The Wanda Sykes Show premieres November 7th, a Saturday. The Spike Feresten Talk Show has been canceled and the Wanda Sykes Show is to replace Spike and MADtv. Everyone is talking about she is the first Black person to have a late night talk show since Arsenio Hall in 1994. But the Arsenio Hall show was on weeknights. The Wanda Sykes show will only be in Saturday... why can't FOX have the balls to put the show weekly. And come on, since she is a Lesbian, come on, its a sure deal if the show is weekly, because Lesbian talk show hosts have a good track record. And just being on Saturdays, might just have her disappear.


Friday, October 9

Eh? Yellow Fleshed Playboy?

Ay, Caramaba! Madre de Dios! Dios Mio! What the hell? Marge Simpson, the queen of the soccer moms (Lisa plays soccer), will grace the cover of the November Issue of Playboy magazine. Simpson will appear naked in a three-page pictorial according to Hugh Hefner. Is this for real? Will she really be naked naked? Like with nipples and a vag? Did Matt Groening approve them? Knowing the fellas at the Simpsons, they might cover her naughty parts.

Source:
TV Guide

Thursday, October 8

Project Runway Season Six Episode Eight Review


What was Heidi Klum wearing? She looked like a doctor, like she had scrubs on. I am surprised by Gordana, she really did make a beautiful great dress. And wow! She won! Shirin had a stressful situation and her client was horrible nightmare and I am glad to turned out fine. And for Irina, even though she is bitchy, the dress she did was beautiful so the boost from winning twice really has helped her. Great that Irina didn't win yet another challenge. Poor Christopher! He failed twice, he needs to look far from his dress and say--what will it be compared to? Let me stay away from this. Last time he brought out a Pumpkin dress and now a garbage bag. The men failed at this challenge, they just didn't get it, most men fail at making clothes that flatters a woman's body. You gotta make women feel sexy and not make them look bad! Forget your damn 'aesthetic!' And Logan, grow some balls man! A freaking shock he didn't get kicked out, he should have been kicked out. Epperson was not that bad, I think Logan's outfit was worse. Epperson did get pretty far and had a positive attitude and wish him the best.

The Office - Pam and Jim Wedding Review

Great EPISODE!!!!!! Hilarious!!!! Very very funny and touching and beautiful. I'm not going to spoil it, watch it, watch it! The ending is touching, sweet and well done, I'm glad the whole cast joined in the fun. And I liked the moments of Pam's family.