Sunday, November 26

Rob and Big?


I rarely watch MTV but I was flipping through and found this peculiar reality series about skater Rob Dyrdek and his bodyguard/best friend "Big Black" and its just plain wierd. They are so close and they have a pitbull son named Meaty. Rob (who is kinda cute for a wigger) is 32 and acts like a twenty-something slacker, most pro skaters act like overgrown kids or dress like it. When they go to Ohio to visit his family, he tells Big that everyone will think they are superstars but it happens to be just little girls asking for Avril Lavigne. Sometimes you feel sorry for Black and how lame his charge can be, for example trying endlessly to teach his dog Meaty to skate with no resolve. But it is still better than the umpteenth episode of Laguna Bitches.



Benoit Magimel Eye Candy

He is famous thirty-two year old French actor.

I used not really be in Frenchmen but now have a new love for them.




Happy Feet Review

When I saw the commercials for Happy Feet I thought it was going to be cutie penguins dancing, which still happened but its a classic 'there's something wrong with our child, circle peg in a square world.' It is a great story and hiralous. My best friend who barely laughs, laughed out loud a bunch of times throughout the film. It is the first effort from Warner Bros., produced in Australia by Village Roadhouse and directed by George Miller who co-wrote Babe and directed the sequel, he wrote and directed the Mad Max movies. This movie has real life songs, mostly Elvis and 70 disco songs and wonderfully mixed and not so annoying than say, that Xena Musical. The story bascially is that all the emperor penguins sing and Mumble (named by his lady love Gloria when they were little) dances and can't sing. He doesn't fit in and is eventually kicked out the clan and he goes out to find 'the aliens' who seem to be responsible for the fish drought.


Mumble is voiced by Elijah Wood and T.G. Daily as a baby, his adult form looks like a overgrown form of his baby form. Britney Murphy shows off her singing skills as Gloria and Robin Williams plays two characters (eek but actually good) Ramon, one of Mumble's Latino friends and Lovelace, a puffed up 'guru' who chokes through half the movie with his neck stuck in one of those soda can rings. Steve Irwin plays a elephant seal and the movie is dedicated to him. There are parts that surprisingly pass through this PG movie like gyrating and a mention of possible suicide. The movie is deliciously dark, in one sequence Mumble is stuck in a zoo and all alone and goes crazy. Then we zoom out extremely out of the Earth with eerie music which is a pastiche of a sequence from 2001: A Space Odyssey, symbolic of the now conquered state of Mumble. There is one part that you think it's going to end with him chasing a ship endlessly. Also, the humans are a mix of live-action and CGI. They start out wiht CG but slowly dissolve into real life people.


Saturday, November 25

Gears of War Commercial: Name that song


You know that song about 'familar faces' in the commercial for the XBOX 360's Gears of War?

Well it is a cover of Tears for Fear's "Mad World" by Gary Jules and Michael Andrews for the film Donnie Darko in 2001.

Yes... I've been watching too many commercials. Well, I just wonder, find out and tell you.

RJ Knoll in Red Steel Commercial



RJ Knoll stars in this commercial for Wii's Red Steel.

Friday, November 24

The seriously tight Lukas Podolski

21 year old Polish German soccer striker. He speaks Polish, German and English.





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