Unknown Hotties of the Week 6/19--World Cup Special

I can not resist a good looking man in a futbol kit. And there is a chockfull.

Christoph Metzelder
German player, he was born November 5, 1980 in Haltern, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. He is 26. He has a happy energy and lots of spark.

On all fours...

Filippo Inzaghi
Italian player, he was born in Piacenza, Italy August 9, 1973. He's 33, yeah he is kinda skiny and the older he gets the more unappealing he looks but has a fiery additude.

Gianluigi Buffon
Itailian goalkeeper who is pretty expensive and can stops balls in the air according to the picture above. A bit of a hulky figure but that's is appeal. Surprisingly, he's 28. He was born Carrara, Italy January 28, 1978.

Pablo Aimar
Pablo Cesar Aimar is an Argentine player born November 3, 1979 in Rio Cuarto, Argentina.

Mmm...

Those thighs. I'm crazy about a man's legs, my main attraction to soccer, but their butts are also prominent. My mother made a fact that this year, the player's butts look bigger, perhaps wearing a pad. I doubt it.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Swedish player, born October 3, 1981, a year older than me. On regular time he plays for Juventus in Italy. He was born in Malmö, Skåne County, Sweden.

More soon...

Rescue Me: Probie is finally gay

For the past three years the gang over at Rescue Me have been wondering about the 'new guy' probie Mike Silleti's (Mike Lombardi) sexual orientation. The first storyline he was served up was that a guy Andrew (Jimmy Burke) he saved kept following him and got him into a threeway with his girlfriend. Later after the guy broke up with his girlfriend and Mike needed a place to stay, he made a move on Mike. Let's just say Mike didn't respond well. Mike's first romantic entanglement was with an older woman and when her hot daughter came to stay, she used Mike. Let's say Mike hasn't had luck with the ladies.

First the older woman, then a plus-sized woman Thresea (Ashlie Atkinson) and that doesn't go well. Now in the recent episode, Torture, aired June 13th, Mike cuddles up with his constuction worker roomie at the end of the episode. They don't go out and say it but in the epsiode, Mike talks about finally letting himself being who he is. But with so much teasing throughout the show about his sexuality, you feel its all been done. But perhaps, the producers are showing how all the relationships he tried out before were his personal jounrey to finally find out who he really is. The show has been pretty good with gay issues, even though the main characters are complete homophobes, the show has been very neutral. The second episode of the whole series was titled 'Gay.'

Sure Mike is hot but his character has become more and more softer and still a pushover by the whole crew. The fat chick storyline was great because it showed him more like a man, dealing with his woman and showing her that he wasn't self-conscious about her and didn't want to hide her. I just want him happy, that's all. And this guy seems great (who I can't remember his name or find out who plays him). And where Andrew failed was he way too pushy and crazy. Mike needs a stable guy.

Batwoman Special

It has been announced that the Batwoman/Kathy Kane will return to DC Comics after a 27 year abscence. She will be featured in the 11th issue of 52 which is set after Infinite Crisis in a world where Batman, Wonder Woman and Superman have retired. But the biggest kicker is that she will be a lesbian and ex-lover of Detective Renee Montoya. 52 hosts many multi-cultural versions of DC heroes such a Mexican Blue Beetle, African-American Firestorm and Asian The Atom.

Alex Ross drew up the new costume and here is more in this article! He even reveals this design was for a re-vamp for Barbara Gordon Batgirl that her spine was going to return thanks to Lazarus Pit. Much to my disapointment, he didn't change much from Batgirl to Batwoman, not even the color which he reveals the red was going to be reference to the Lazarus Pit.

Here is some history on Batwoman:
Kathy Kane was introduced in the Silver Age of DC Comics in Issue #233 (July 1956) of Detective Comics. She mostly guested and was involved because many readers inquired about Batman and Robin. Also the reason why they added Robin's aunt in the 1960's Batman series. She was introduced before any form of Batgirl. In fact the first 'Batgirl' was her neice Betty Kane, as Bat-Girl. Batwoman had feelings for Batman but he seemed not to return it. In the 1970s, Batwoman often fought crime alongside the second Batgirl Barbara Gordon. During her retirement, she became a circus owner. She was killed by the League of Assassins and the brainwashed Bronze Tiger in Detective Comics #485 (September 1979). After the Crisis on Infinite Earths, the histories of Batwoman and Bat-Girl were heavily retconned. In the new continuity, Kathy Kane existed Batwoman never had.

Unforuantely the direct to video animated film Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman had nothing to do with Kathy Kane but had a cool outfit none the less. This version was actually three different women avenging wrongs by the Penguin and Rupert Thorne. The name of one of them, Cathy Duquesne (pronounced "du-kane"), was a homage to Kathy Kane.

Not to be confused with la pelicula Mexicana de 1967 que se llamo La Mujer Murcielago which featured a luchadora in a twisted version of the 1960's Batman costume. She solves the mystery of other wrestlers showing up dead, has no connection with Batman or the DC Universe.

Cristiano Ronaldo Special

Gay 'Tottyhunter' (I coined it! Dibs!) internet community have been going crazy about Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United's (British Soccer team for ya'll who don't know who David Beckham is) new generation hot ticket (he joined in 2003).

He is from Portugal and is playing for his country this World Cup. He was actually born Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro.
I wasn't so crazy about his look. I didn't think he was so cute (I first saw him when he was 17). But he has gotten older (legal! here in the states... 21) and hotter.
People thought he was hot enough to model for Pepe Jeans and endorse lots of products such as Nike and Suzuki cars (even though he owns a Porsche).
He has an European Metrosexual quality.



Now some fun pics...
Clearly doctored.
And defiantely not.

Just letting it hang out and...
riding high.
Just to remind people that he is a jugador de futbol.

Paul & Young Ron Drop the Maverick

This morning Paul and Young Ron, local radio jockeys dropped a beat up car suited up with Dallas Maverick stuff they beat up a day ago on top of a mannequin dressed up with Dirk Nowitzki's jersey. Now that it is night, I already know the Heat beat the Maverick a second time. Now that's what I call a Blue Collar Crystal Ball (I coined it!).

Video will be post soon here.

Nacho Libre chick with famous Spanish reporter

In seeing the female lead in Jack Black's new movie Nacho Libre, you just think a regular Mexican novela actress. But there is something astonishing. Ana de la Reguera (twenty-nine years old) is her name...

and she is actually now going out with Jorge Ramos (Fourty-Eight years old), the famous Univision reporter. He has published many books and looks freaking good for his age. Spanish gossip shows have been able to talk to her about it but not been able to talk to Jorge.

Jorge Ramos is known throughout the world and many American jouranlists respect him. But unfortunately Americans don't know about her or care about their realtionship. Well, let's say fortunately because their age difference is still taboo in any country. Even if el todavia es muy guapo, the age difference is distinct (Nineteen years apart). He's even been with Univision for longer than that (he started in 1985). They are my whole lifespan of my nephew apart!