Spanengrish Ramblings
Explaining the title: I am forty-something Latino who has a fondness for the Japanese culture and speak Spanglish--Spanish and English. Some people say "Span-English" so I mixed it with "Engrish," which is how some Japanese pronounce English.
Sunday, September 15
That 70s Show and 90s Show comparison
Sunday, April 14
Street Shark Live-Action Movie Idea
Along with the Care Bear Movie idea, I have an idea about Street Sharks (1994). Inspired by the success of Ninja Turtles, Mattel released an animated series of 3 seasons and toys of Street Sharks. Like the Turtles, they were four brothers, unlike the turtles, they were not little turtles hit with ooze, they were hunky human teenagers that were injected and made into shark humanoids. Street Sharks was a success at the time but forgotten, it would be a great movie because of the ridiculousness and could have great action. The recent Ninja Turtles movies have made money, the 2014 movie made $191.2 million in North America, the 2016 sequel made d $82.1 million in the United States, and the recent animated film made $118.6 million in the United States and Canada. And the success of Barbie, Mattel might have one in the making.
Some of the description was assisted by ChatGPT AI. Dr. Robert Bolton, a respected, brilliant but ethically troubled university professor, and devoted father pioneers a gene-manipulation device development for peaceful purposes. However, Bolton becomes wary of his partnership with Dr. Luther Paradigm’s intention to exploit technology for personal power. The ambitious Paradigm creates the Gene Slammer, a machine capable of transforming aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids through DNA manipulation. In a desperate attempt to stop Paradigm, Bolton confronts him, only to be subjected to the gene-slammer himself, transforming into an unseen monstrosity. Escaping from him, Bolton is determined to stop Paradigm.
Paradigm, consumed by his lust for control, manipulates Bolton's sons by giving them the likeness of four sharks, turning them into the Street Sharks. The four brothers are John, Bobby, Coop, and Clint. The intelligent inventor eldest John becomes Great White Ripster, rude, cranky, and lazy Clint becomes hammerhead shark Jab, rollerblading cool-headed ladies' man Bobby becomes tiger shark Streex, and football player Coop becomes whale shark Big Slammu. Big Slammu is the youngest, largest, and strongest of the brothers. With their newfound abilities, the Street Sharks aim to thwart Paradigm's sinister plans and restore themselves and their father to his human form. When Paradigm captures their technical genius friend Bends, the Street Sharks attempt to rescue him, leading to a climactic battle that results in Paradigm being fused with piranha DNA. Dubbed "Dr. Piranoid," Paradigm's transformation manifests as inhuman facial features, especially during moments of intense emotion.
Care Bears Live-Action Movie Idea
I would keep the evil book, but give her a background story and motive. Nicholas is a magician assistant, who is forbidden to use the book his boss dug out of his dead teacher's belongings. The Boss finally got the book he wanted. The book is chaos itself, it doesn't have feelings, so it wants everyone to be the same. The book rejects the magician and wants Nicholas, it convinces him to use a spell against the magician. Tenderheart tries to stop Nicholas but gets locked up. The Care Bears are tasked to cheer up disenfranchised kids or kids who need to get in touch with their emotions. Two siblings were recently abandoned by their mother and live in a foster home where they don't feel loved. So the Care Bears befriend them. Two bears (don't have to be Friend Bear and Secret Bear like in the original) take them to the carnival where they meet Nicholas and become friends. Once the siblings leave, the book makes Nicholas change the bully kids into careless shells. It is more of a slow process of corruption. The siblings then free Tenderheart and he takes them to Care-A-Lot. When he escapes, he finds a mysterious key, which belongs to the book.
Tenderheart gives Secret Bear the book key to keep. A storm torments Care-A-Lot because the book corrupts the kids. The siblings and the bear duo get swept away and end up in the Forest of Feelings. Grams tells them about a legend about other animals like the Care Bears being in a fabled forest. Tenderheart and three other bears use a transport device to track down the kids and they land on the other side of the forest of Feelings, where it's revealed it is an island. The two groups eventually meet up, not with Braveheart Lion showing the bears ancient etchings of the bears and cousins together, a "Prophecy of Caring." The bears do their Care Bear Stare on a minion of the book Spirit, which was sent to get the siblings. The Cousins feel left out and wish they could do a stare. The two groups go to Care-A-Lot for reinforcements. The Bears, cousins, and siblings have a plan and arrive at the carnival.
Saturday, January 13
3 Ninjas Reboot (Fan Idea)
I haven't posted on this blog in a while. In fact, it has been two years. I usually jot my thoughts down on Twitter. But including this post and the last post are my ideas on rebooting franchises. I am just a fan and don't own the copyright to these franchises.
3 Ninjas was a 1992 movie with 3 sequels that were about 3 brothers who were trained in martial arts by their grandfather (Legendary Victor Wong) and were 'ninjas.' Fans loved the movies even though critics didn't. The movies balanced comedy and adventure. The actors were changed around. The actor (Max Elliot Slade) who played Colt was in 3 of the 4 movies. 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up was filmed after 3 Ninjas the same year but was released after 3 Ninjas Kick Back. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain didn't have any of the original cast members and was the least liked by fans, killing the franchise because of low ticket sales.
My Fan idea for a reboot
Because of the success of Cobra Kai on Netflix, I think a TV series would work out for 3 Ninjas as a reboot. The only problem is the kids that were in the movies, many of them aren't acting anymore. Especially the first two actors who played Rocky, Michael Treanor and Sean Fox. Two actors that are still acting is Max Elliot Slade (Colt) and J. Evan Bonifant (Tum Tum in 3 Ninjas Kick Back). Another actor Michael J. O'Laskey who played Colt in High Noon, has been doing conventions and played young Rocky in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Victor Wong is also long passed away. Anyway, let's put aside the idea that all the actors will return, here is my idea...
10 episodes for the first season, this takes place 30 years or so after the events of the movies, the boys are now in their late thirties and early forties. Samuel/Rocky is an FBI agent like his father, Jeffrey/Colt owns a martial arts studio and was secretly a ninja spy in his twenties, and Michael/Tum Tum is a great chef at a restaurant he owns. Colt honors his grandfather who died in his dojo. Colt and Rocky had a falling out a few years ago, as Colt wanted his brothers to help him in a dangerous mission and Rocky refused. Tum Tum has not done ninja things in a while. Rocky has a son Callen and a daughter Jade, Colt has a daughter Foal, and Tum Tum has two young sons Pancake and Waffle. Colt has been secretly training them in the traditions of his grandfather and this angers Rocky. Colt's daughter Foal acts as the leader of her cousins and feels responsible for them, feeling bad that their being ninjas has torn her father and uncle apaart. Tum Tum finds out about the training and approves and tries helping Colt out mid-way through the series. There is a villain that both Colt and Rocky know.
If you notice, I gave Rocky two kids, Tum Tum two kids, and Colt one kid, none of them have three. Colt's daughter Foal and her two cousins Pancake and Waffle from Tum Tum can form 3 ninjas or if she is with her cousins Callen and Jade from Rocky, they can form 3 ninjas as well. Notice the names I picked:
Rocky --- Callen (means rock in Irish and Gaelic ancestry) --- Jade (green stone, to go along with Rocky's color green), their colors can be shades of green.
Colt --- Foal (baby horse), her color can be light blue.
TumTum - Pancake (he can flatten his opponents) and Waffle (he is indecisive). Their colors can be red and orange.
Sebastian the Teenage Warlock (Fan Idea)
I haven't posted on this blog in a while. In fact, it has been two years. I usually jot my thoughts down on Twitter. But including this post and the next post will be my ideas on rebooting franchises, one not so dead and one that has not had anything in 30 years. I am just a fan and don't own the copyright to these franchises.
"Sabrina the Teenage Witch"
She started as a character in Archie Comics in 1962. She also had her own 1970 cartoon. Her most popular incarnation is 1996 TV sitcom that aired on ABC and WB, which started as a Showtime TV Movie starring Melissa Joan Hart. Recently there was Chilling Adventures of Sabrina in 2018 that aired on Netflix and ended in 2020. The 1996 series spawned two TV Movies and two animated series. There has been a lot of reboot series of 90s sitcoms like Girl Meets World (of Boy Meets World) and Fuller House (of Full House).
"Sebastian the Teenage Warlock"
This is just an idea. I am sure Melissa Joan Hart has probably already pitched a reboot of Sabrina. But of course, there are the rights from Archie Comics. Melissa Joan Hart is still acting. The top image is done by AI. Let's say Salem is still a cat, as he has done more crimes to remain a cat forever. Sabrina and Harvey are married and still live in Westbridge, Massachusetts. They own the Spellman house and have three kids: Sebastian (Born Sabrina Jr) and the twins Hilly and Zelly, named after Hilda and Zelda. Sebastian is a 16-year-old transmale, which Sabrina is admittedly not thrilled with the idea but accepting. She is just weary about her son's safety. Harvey is completely accepting of him and owns a chain of auto repair shops. Sabrina is a journalist and chairperson of Witches and Mortals association in the witches' Council. Sabrina is campaigning to be the new head of the witches' council. Sebastian is now gaining his powers and becoming a warlock.
The original show gave a boatload of world-building and lots of spells and memorable characters to reference. Sabrina's aunts Hilda and Zelda can drop in to help out. Also, Sabrina's best friend Valery can always come back too. There are a lot of possibilities. It can keep a balance like Girl Meets World, keep up with characters we love, and also introduce new ones. Also, there is more conflict with Sabrina, the most positive character ever, for Sabrina to be uneasy with her son and him taking over as a witch/warlock, where she expected her daughter to do so. It is not that she is transphobic, but any parent would not agree with their child's choices sometimes. She still loves her son of course.