Friday, September 6

Top 5 Superheronies who need Films

I always love superheronies and always think there should be women-lead superhero or action movies. There have been quite a few but of course none where hits or concerned 'successes' like Elektra, Catwoman, Ultraviolet, Tank Girl, Resident Evil and Aeon Flux. Resident Evil is a moderate success, spawning various sequels. But inspired by the article below here are 5 I believe deserve movies, not only comic books but TV shows and manga.
 
HitFix.com's "10 Superheronies who need a Movie."
 
5. Sailor Moon
This can be a thorny issue with fans. For those who don't know, she is an Anime superstar. Having started in Manga back in 1992, her Anime was dubbed in various countries like the United States in 1995. She had a live-action series in Japan in 2003. An English North American Live-Action film was rumored back in 1995, I still think it would work and be cool to have one. But there are so many issues. How can you take seriously an American movie with teenage girls in skirts and leotards spinning around?
 
 4. Spider-Woman
Many women have been Spider-Woman in the comics but the first--Jessica Draw, is the most interesting. She is part of Hydra and victim of genetic experiments and her loyalty questioned. Unlike Spider-Man, she is an adult and has her own fighting techniques. I think concentrating on her differences from Spider-Man and separating her from Peter would be better. She can also be launched from Avengers.
 
3. Batwoman
Batwoman has been recreated recently as Lesbian heroine who fights more magic-influenced villains than Batman and doesn't rely on him to fight evil in Gotham. I think it would be interesting to concentrate on this version of her. Now where a Lesbian lead character in an action franchise would be a hard sell, but stranger things have happened. Now why Batwoman should have a movie other than Batgirl because like Robin and Nightwing, Batgirl sort of relies on Batman. And what with two and possible three film franchises of Batman, it is better to step away from him.
 
 
 2. Ms. Marvel/Captain Marvel
Linda Darvens a.k.a Ms. Marvel and now Captain Marvel. She is the source of Rogue's powers in X-Men comics. She has had different origin stories through time. I was hoping she'd appear on Avengers 2 but it looks like she might not but who knows. I think simplifying her origin story and powers should be done. There was confusion over Green Lantern's powers in his film because they aren't so concrete. I think they should concentrate on her humanity.
 
1. Wonder Woman
The most wanted and the one in development hell. Joss Whedon was once attached by Warner Bros and then let go. It is a tough cookie to bake but there was a TV series in the 70's by Linda Carter. Basic story is that she is an Amazon from an island of women and comes to our world, not knowing much of it and having superstrength, a lasso of truth, bracelets and an invisible plane. I think an experienced actress but not big name actress should lead it, probably someone in her 30's, not someone too young.

Tuesday, September 3

Best and Worst episodes of Family Guy Characters Part 2

You can agree or disagree a bunch of times on the quality of Family Guy. It can be considered pandering to the lowest common denominator. Funny part is that Seth Mcfarlane finds himself cultured and loves show tunes and has smart references. Anyway, I like the show or liked the show, I can't stand the characters now, they are completely nonredeemable now. I decided to dissect them by characters. Notice how most 'redeemable' episodes are from earlier seasons and 'nonredeemable' are from recent seasons.

Brian's Top Seven Best Episodes
 7. The Perfect Castaway
When Peter is thought to be dead, Brian and Lois marry. When Peter returns and Brian sees how much Lois misses him, he decides to break it off.

6. Brian Does Hollywood 
Brian leaves his family to become a porn director and finds out what was missing in his life was his family.

5. 'Brian: Portrait of a Dog'
Not a great episode, a little trite but Brian shows his intellgence.

4. "Saving Private Brian"
Brian joins the army thanks to Stewie, he finds it hard but he sees it through. 

3. "Brian goes to College"
Brian goes back to college after dropping out, he doesn't cheat and fails, but he says he learned his lesson, the family doesn't agree.

 2. 'Brian in Love'
Brian has urination problems because he loves Lois.

1. "You may now kiss the guy"
Brian defends his cousin Jaspar to make gay marriage legal in Quahog.


Brian's Top Ten Worst Episodes
 10. 'Brian the Bachelor'
Not the first instance, but Brian starts going crazy. He stalks the bachelorette. 

9. 'Back to the Pilot'
Stewie and Brian go to the past where Brian fights the terrorists on 911, preventing 911 with jackass quips.

 8. '420'
Stewie and Brian attempt to legalize marijuana. Lois' father Carter makes Brian sell out by making his book real but it doesn't sell a copy.

 7. 'Play It Again, Brian'
He finally makes his play on Lois.

 6. 'Brian Griffin's House of Payne'
Brian sells out on a crappy sitcom.

 5. 'Tiegs for Two'
Quagmire and Brian battle it out for Cheryl Tiegs and looses both her and Jilian.


 4. 'Brian's Play'
Brian's confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that's much better than his


  3. 'Brian Writes a Bestseller'
Brian becomes full of himself when he writes a self-help book that is a bestseller and gets ripped a new one by Bill Myer.

2. 'Brian's Brand New Bag'
Brian cheats on his older girlfriend.

 
1. 'The Blind Spot'
Brian lies to a blind woman.. twice.


Stewie's Top Five Best Episodes
 5. 'The Courtship of Stewie's Father'
Stewie and Peter bond and he makes a cute motion when he finds out he is going to Disneyworld.

 4. 'Sibling Rivalry'
 Stewie battles Bertram for playground supremacy.

 3. 'Stewie Loves Lois'
Stewie starts to love Lois.

2. 'Emission Impossible'
Stewie cutely tries to stop from his parents having sex.

1. 'From Method to Madness'
Stewie endears us with falling in love.


Stewie's Five Worst Episodes
   5. 'The Hand that Rocks the Wheelchair'
Evil Stewie is way too brutal for TV.

 
 4. 'Chick Cancer'
Stewie seemingly kills two other babies, this one that she married.  I know he has killed kids before but he is a douchebag here.

  3. 'Stewie Kills Lois' / 'Lois Kills Stewie'
It is all a dream but Stewie goes real evil.

 2. 'The Man with Two Brians'
Stewie kills new Brian in a brutal manner.

1. 'Brian and Stewie'
It was great that they did an episode with no cutaways but there is so many disgusting and deplorable moments, I just can't sit through the episode again. Especially with Stewie trying to convince Brian to eat his poop and then being mean to him.


Peter's Top Five Best Episodes
 5. 'Mr. Saturday Night'
Peter endears us with becoming a knight and fighting his idol who turns out to be a dick.

4. 'A Fish Out of Water'
Peter and his friends go after Daggermouth.

 3. 'Petarded'
We find out Peter is special but we still find him endearing.

2. 'Peter's Daughter'
Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, Peter is very protective of her, so he drives cute intern Micheal away. But when Meg reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married. 

 1. 'Meet the Quagmires'
Peter goes to the past, messes up his chances with Lois and returns to the present to find that Lois married Quagmire. In this fun episode, he corrects things in a "Back to the Future" manner.


Peter's Five Worst Episodes
 5. Any time Peter is mean to Meg
People know the family is mean to Meg but they might forget that Peter was the first one to be mean to her, forgetting her name or how she looked like. And even thinking she was a house cat.

 
4. 'The King is Dead'
Peter ignores Lois and ruins her play.

3. 'Family Gay'
This episode makes no sense! They make Peter gay and he leaves the family. Then when the serum wears off, he's straight again.


2. 'April in Quahog'
He tells the kids he hates them but then fixes it with just promising to buy a X-Box?

1. 'Big Man on Hippopotamus'
Peter looses his memory, cheats on Lois and is just a jerk.

Best and Worst episodes of Family Guy Characters Part One

You can agree or disagree a bunch of times on the quality of Family Guy. It can be considered pandering to the lowest common denominator. Funny part is that Seth Mcfarlane finds himself cultured and loves show tunes and has smart references. Anyway, I like the show or liked the show, I can't stand the characters now, they are completely nonredeemable now. I decided to dissect them by characters. Notice how most 'redeemable' episodes are from earlier seasons and 'nonredeemable' are from recent seasons.

Lois' Top 5 Best Episodes
5. "Running Mates"
Lois had high moral grounds back in the early seasons, competing against Peter for school board or some piece of crap.

4. "A Very Special Family Guy Freaking Christmas"
Yes she goes crazy in this episode, well this is not exactly 'redeemable' but it is a fun episode of hers. She represented what moms would really want to do in the holidays... freak out.

3. "One if by clam, one by sea"
Lois doesn't believe Peter when he says that the new British guy is framing him until late but she manages to save the day and get her husband out of jail.

2. "Prick Up Your Ears"
 Lois believes kids should knew about safe sex, teaches a class and is kicked out. She then fights to make sure kids know to use condoms.

1. "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One"
Lois regains her political edge in running for mayor against Adam West to stop toxic waste dumping.


Lois' 5 WORST Episodes
5. 'Boys Do Cry'
Lois has a misguided notion that moving to Texas will give her family 'good moral values' and finds out the hard way that it is not the place for religious tolerance.

 4. "Breaking Out is hard to do"
Lois becomes a clepto, goes to jail and then breaks out. This begins her irresponsible behavior.

 3. 'Brian's Got a Brand New Bag'
It is a Brian episode but Lois is really rude about Brian's new girlfriend's age. In fact, the whole family is. Also, she is very critical of any of Brian's girlfriends. Funny enough in an early episode where he falls for an older woman, she doesn't say a thing, probably because the writers got more cynical by this point.

  2. 'Whistle While Your Wife Works'
When Brian introduces Jilan, Lois makes fun of Brian for being with a dumb chick when she is married to an IDIOT who cut his fingers off and had to work for him.

1. 'Quagmire's dad'
Lois has just become a bitch and very critical of everything. She represents narrow minded people in this episode when Quagmire admits his father is transfemale and Lois says 'gay' over and over, not knowing anything about transgender people. Also, she repeatedly is rude to Ida, wanting her to pee outside and throws away any food she makes.


Top Five Chris' Best Episodes
5. 'Jungle Love'
Chris runs away to the jungle and marries a girl but learns he can't run away from his own problems.


4. 'Moving Out'
He has great chemistry with Carl.

3. 'Deep Throats'
This surprises fans when Chris was actually smart, he informs Lois and Peter about Marijuana.

2. 'To Love and Die in Dixie'
Chris is actually likable in this one with his first love.

1. 'No Chris Left Behind'
I like the stand Chris took to leaving a rich high school academy because his parents had to work so hard for the money.


Top Five Chris' Worst Episodes
5. Tied: 'Halloween on Spooner Street' and 'Stew-Roids'
 Chris and Meg make out and he says "I was a kissing a bitch, who cares?" Also when Chris became popular at school, he was real mean to Meg.
 
4. 'Long John Peter'
Chris falls for vet intern Ana and totally brutalizes Brian (knocking his nose right off) in order to see her.

 3. 'Trading Places'
Chris trades places with Peter and takes his job and things get strange with wanting to see his parents have sex while he watches.

 2. 'Space Cadet'
His parents call him an idiot, he goes to space camp and ends up taking them into space. Enough said.

  
1. 'Hannah Banana'
Chris meets the evil monkey and just a whiny whiny guy with his father. 


Meg's Top 5 Best Episodes
5. 'Dial Meg for Murder'
Meg grows a new pair against the family when she goes to jail for harboring a fugitive.

4. 'Not All Dogs Go to Heaven'
Meg becomes religious and gets the whole town against Brian for being Atheist. But he makes her see the light... sort of.

 3. 'Let's Go to the Hop'
Meg's teen angst at best.

2. 'The Kiss Seen Around the World'
Meg is an intern and falls for Tom Tucker but finds out he is a jerk.

1. 'Seahorse Seashell Party'
Meg totally rips a new one for all the family. She then comes to the conclusion that she must be the black sheep to keep the family together.


Meg's 5 Worst episodes
 5. 'The Hand that rocks the wheelchair'
Meg takes Bonnie's place in Joe's family and tries to get with him. She even breastfeeds the baby. eww.

4. 'Meg and Quagmire'
Really Meg? Really? Quagmire? Desperate!

3. 'Stew-Roids'
Chris comes to High School and Connie makes him popular and is mean to Meg. Meg then shows signs that she might be a lesbian with thinking of Connie in the shower. Eww. 

2. 'Go, Stewie, Go!"
Meg finds out Lois kissed her boyfriend and shows her dark side. She even rips out of a tooth.

1. 'Barely Legal'
This is the first instance of her loosing it but here she goes psycho for Brian.

Next is Peter, Brian and Stewie.
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