Gerard Butler plays a soccer player in Playing For Keeps (2012)----one of his nine upcoming projects and he is after one woman, 'the one that got away.' The problem is that the woman he is after is Jessica Biel, who is 30 years old. Gerard Butler will be 43 on November 13th. Gerard is 13 years older than Jessica. Jessica would had have like a 12 year span from being 18 to being 30 to have dated Gerard. When Jessica was 18, he was 31 approximately. I mean, it is not a leap but I find the premise hilarious. I mean, it is socially acceptable these days for an older man and younger woman. But there is a double standard with older women and younger men.
Explaining the title: I am thirty-something Latino who has a fondness for the Japanese culture and speak Spanglish--Spanish and English. Some people say "Span-English" so I mixed it with "Engrish," which is how some Japanese pronounce English.
Friday, November 9
Monday, November 5
Homophobic elf in Rise of the Guardians?
In the upcoming Dreamworks movie "Rise of the Guardians," a male elf kisses another male elf in the trailer. So the one that gets kissed, closes his eyes and punches the other away. Now this is of course out of context but still looks pretty bad. I would have to see the movie to see if the elf just doesn't like being kissed, but I am around kids a lot and they take a lot of trailers in as truth. Some can't afford to see the movie, and only see the trailer commercials. And many kids hit each other. Maybe I am taking this too seriously.
I'm not the only one that feels this way:
@MicahNR: WTF @dreamworks? A male elf kisses another on the cheek in rise of the guardians trailer then gets punched in the face? #Homophobic #LGBTQ
Thursday, November 1
Jem 2012 Dolls at $135!
Maybe I am a month late but here it is, what we have been waiting for. And wow! Awesome work! They are releasing three dolls but they are for $135. But they are fully poseable! These are soooo made for collectors, it is not even funny.
We got Jerrica, who can turn into Jem. I am surprise Pizzazz is not part of this group because they did release Halloween costumes of her.
Rio is so hot! And they have him in show-accurate clothing, which is not available before. Even with mundane cream and brown colors, he still looks so handsome!
Synergy has show-accurate clothes and looks fabulous! Who is synergy? She was the computer that made Jerrica into Jem!
At the SDCC 2012, this Hollywood Jem was revealed. Pre-orders are sold out!
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Tuesday, October 23
Male Celebrities with Child Bearing Hips
I thought I would center around that men DO have hips. Many people think hips are somehow only belong to women but just like nipples, men have them. Maybe they don't serve a 'purpose' but here are some male celebs, models, or actors who have prominent thighs. This is not to mock them by any means, actually to applaud their appeal.
Joe Jonas
At 5'8" he has short legs and like his brothers, a big plump ass. Nick Jonas' butt is the biggest and plumpest but Joe's butt isn't as huge but it is still remarkable. He has big thighs, hence Birther hips or child-bearing hips.
All three celeb brothers have big hips and nice butts.
Alex Heartman
Even though not a big celeb, I am a big Power Rangers fan and I have personally met Alex Heartman a.k.a. Jayden/the Red Ranger in Power Rangers Samurai. He has said to also have big thighs and have 'child rearing hips.' I peaked at his backside and even though he doesn't have a prominent protrusion, it was still nice to ogle at. I think the black legs make the thighs pop out a bit.
Michael Phelps
He is an Olympic swimmer so his thighs have to be big and his hips may not be as big and beefy as Joe Jonas' but they do protrude wider than his waist.
Rick Martin
He has been shaking his hips for years and since he has already reared two kids and held them up to his shirtless torso, I think he qualifies for having child bearing hips. ha ha.

Kris Kranz
A model with notable upper legs and impressive body.
He has been shaking his hips for years and since he has already reared two kids and held them up to his shirtless torso, I think he qualifies for having child bearing hips. ha ha.
Max Greenfield
Jewish hottie best known as "Schmidt" on "New Girl," he has a pale but tight body, full of cute birthmarks and muscular legs.

Kris Kranz
A model with notable upper legs and impressive body.
Sunday, October 21
Romney Sons: Rating their Looks
Matt Romney
I've seen a picture of his calves, he seems to has a nice body. He's young. He looks like a model but far away from Mitt Romney's looks and almost normal acting.
Josh Romney
Here is a funny Internet Meme of him asking if a woman is Sarah Conner, insinuating that he is a Terminator. He is handsome but he has severe looks.
Tagg Romney
Mitt's first son, he looks the most like him and creepily so. Mitt has a creepy plastic face and so does Tagg. And Tagg looks more poised to run for President like George W. Bush did.
Craig Romney
The one that looks the least like Mitt Romney and the most normal looking as in average and awkward. He is the youngest and has a wife.
Ben Romney
The only blonde. Everyone believes he is gay. He is the only one without kids and when I first saw him, I thought he was gay too. Rumor one of the Romney boys are in the closet.
Saturday, October 13
Brave Miami Dolphin in Ace Venture: Pet Detective
Ace Venture: Pet Detective (1994) has always been a great comedy to me as it had the Miami Dolphins in it and most of it was filmed in Miami. I am of course from Miami. It also is one of the first movies I heard of the use of Transgenders. But the thing is that Transgenders are shown in a negative light. The villain is one. Anyway, there is a sequence that features Ace looking at the Dolphins, to check which player has a missing stone in a ring to find the person who stole the pet dolphin.
So in the sequence he is in the bathroom in a stall next to a Miami Dolphin and then the player thinks he is looking at his penis. Jut when we think Ace will get beat up, the player ends up to be interested and chases after him, alluding that he was gay.
So I think that player was Jeff Uhlenhake. If indeed was an ACTUAL Miami Dolphin and not some actor, then that was EXTREMELY brave of him to do so because some people might think it would ruin his reputation. And plus that this was 18 years ago. Times were different. Maybe these days, no player would do it.
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